Zelda should've just blamed ganondork

Seems like he doesn't need an ad, his phones already ringing off the hook!

Is that a muffler flicking homestuck reference?!

I like it, like a pixel art GROW game

Yea, very simple flash game is accurate

My man stuck it in so deep he reset her to factory settings

Masturbation as an adventure? I just leveled up my dexterity to level 1537!

Zamn she can fart 3x